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Funny SMS

Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don’t know? Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hai   Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha: “Inam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko” Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?   Tring Tring Tring. Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai? Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon. Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia, idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.   Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain? Sardar 2:Aasman par Pehla:Abay shit yaar Dosra: Kia howa? Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya   A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->

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